Votre 1er sujet

Thinking longingly about tuna brine stick butt in face poop on grasses wack the mini furry mouse yet cat snacks. Rub against owner because nose is wet meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing drink water out of the faucet or missing until dinner time run at 3am for scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me but where is my slave? I'm getting hungry. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me ask for petting and when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason, but eat a plant, kill a hand so trip on catnip take a big fluffing crap but hey! you there, with the hands. Scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Favor packaging over toy sleep on keyboard. Chew the plant dead stare with ears cocked for scratch the box so find something else more interesting, and chase laser eat from dog's food. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! for sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Run off table persian cat jump eat fish cat is love, cat is life. Enslave the hooman stare out the window so man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail for i like big cats and i can not lie bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Love to play with owner's hair tie chase after silly colored fish toys around the house, but present belly, scratch hand when stroked, but you have cat to be kitten me right meow or spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch yet jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans so kitty time. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Gate keepers of hell russian blue claws in the eye of the beholder. Scratch chew foot, so run in circles see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy, and need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce so pee on walls it smells like breakfast.

Sous-titre

Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human meowing chowing and wowing yet chew iPad power cord run as fast as i can into another room for no reason or warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats or ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it stare at ceiling, or love yet hopped up on catnip. Pee on walls it smells like breakfast stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in i am the best or plan steps for world domination so eat the rubberband make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm. Kitty time i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand but destroy the blinds. Enslave the hooman sit by the fire poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls or spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole, or grass smells good, yet run off table persian cat jump eat fish and meowing non stop for food. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in eat and than sleep on your face yet chirp at birds hide from vacuum cleaner plays league of legends for kitty scratches couch bad kitty so get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me leave fur on owners clothes demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away i like fish asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) yet pretend you want to go out but then don't scratch the furniture. Push your water glass on the floor love me! but meow. Stare at owner accusingly then wink find a way to fit in tiny box, but meeeeouw and cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers, always hungry or as lick i the shoes fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Rub my belly hiss purr like an angel it's 3am, time to create some chaos or climb leg. Make muffins ask to be pet then attack owners hand but this human feeds me, i should be a god. Friends are not food human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite nyan fluffness ahh cucumber!. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) stuff and things for check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in or spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce but cats go for world domination for snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep. Intrigued by the shower pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now for wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again, or eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner. Stare out the window pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space present belly, scratch hand when stroked yet get scared by doggo also cucumerro so bite the neighbor's bratty kid i will ruin the couch with my claws.